Chat to a Potato

Your Friendly Listening Spud

Real person

Our spud is a real person, here to listen and help. Not AI or automated responses.

Free

Enjoy free and confidential chats with a spud who has a Masters in Guidance and Counselling.

Safe Support

No judgment here, just understanding.

Anxiety & stress
Self-esteem & identity

Discover the unique and comforting experience of talking to a counsellor disguised as a potato. Real help, with a real person, at no cost.

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. All the ‘hotlines’ are alright. But they send you messages that sound pretyped and inpersonal. This way you can talk to real people who honestly give a shit. Thanks for making this service. It’s seriously really frigging cool.

Thank you so much. You have no idea how happy that just made me. I actually wanna face the day now.

I know you’re not really a potato but whoever you are, you should be proud of yourself for doing this. You’re doing a shit hot job, I needed all of that. Thank you.

Potato believes that everyone should always have someone to talk to. You are never alone.

While my services are free, I welcome donations to help keep this potato-powered platform running and support even more people in need.

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