Chat to a Potato about your life problems 

Are you sad and lonely? You need to Chat To A Potato.

Tell me about your life problems. We can chat about anything: loneliness, low self-esteem, relationships, break-ups, confusion on sexuality, gender identity, insecurities, lack of confidence, depression, anxiety, or any other challenges in life.

I am genuine about helping you. I have a masters degree in guidance and counselling and 4+ years experience of helping people online.

If you are sick and tired of feeling sad all the time- you need to take action! Everything in life can be fixed. 


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Why do I exist?

Because millennials need a potato

You are not alone in this world. I am a potato and I care about the humans. Even if you are feeling sad right now, know that this feeling is not permanent. We are in control and we can change how we feel. 

 I am a potato and I have a masters degree. I will brainwash you into happiness! 

Here is our menu. Enjoy your meal!


Chat to other humans     ——————————————————————————   $free   

Chat with the public about similar life problems. Visit our version 1 website ; chattoapotato.com


Chat To A Potato (one week guidance)    ————————————    $39.99 24/wk   

(SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE, only until 30 December 2019)

One week of genuine guidance. Potato only accepts 5 humans a week, because the focus is on helping you ; 

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What humans say

"This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. All the 'hotlines' are alright. But they send you messages that sound pretyped and impersonal. Thanks for making this service, it's seriously really frigging cool"
Potato user/November 2017
A guy who was lost in life
"Thank you so much. My life is caving inward and I feel helpless, but you helped a little bit, at least for right now"
Potato user/November 2018
A girl who needed some comfort
"I am lucky to have you. You are one of the most helpful guys in my life"
Potato user/January 2019
A guy who needed a confidence boost
"Uhm, I just want to say that i'm alright and i've learned a lot from you. Thank you for your time. I really appreciate that. I'll try to open up to them when I can. I'll just keep moving forward and think positive"
Potato user/March 2019
A girl who was coming out to her family