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My story. And frequently asked questions.

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Potato's story

Why do I exist?

I am a potato and I am passionate about helping humans. Chat To A Potato started in 2015, a year after I received my masters degree.

I knew that I wanted to help people *for real*. I asked myself- “what do people in this world need or want?” And I think everybody just wants to be happy, or at least to feel okay again after they’ve been hurt.

I want to comfort every sad person in the world. I want to hug people! I want people to know that being sad is only temporary, and I want to say encouraging things to help them realise that happiness is easy. I feel like this is something I am good at, and I want to use my life doing something with value.

I use existential psychotherapy and cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT) during our sessions. Sessions may also include life coaching, as from experience, I have realised that this is essential in therapy for millennials. 

So I created potato. And I often dream that Chat To A Potato will become a household name for getting help, feeling better, and happier!

TLDR: I have a masters degree, I have 4 years of experience helping online humans feel better, being sad is only temporary, happiness is easy, and potato is sincere to you. 

Mission statement: To be here for you and brainwash you into happiness.

Frequently asked questions

Chat To A Potato- Happiness Made Simple. We started in 2015 and our mission statement is: To be here for you and brainwash you into happiness.

We all have problems in life, but not all of us have someone to turn to. And loneliness can be a terrible feeling… This is why potato was created. Potato is here for everyone and no one is ever alone! No matter where you are, or how old you are, know that potato is always here for you. 

We offer 2 options:

  1. Chat To A Potato (one week guidance). This is a paid version.
  2. Chat to other humans.

This is a paid service. You will have 5 day access to potato. This means that you can set aside time to write out a long message about your problems. Potato will read and send back long message replies. Potato wants you to be able to vent it all out, be honest, and be real. Potato will discuss your problems in-depth, give advice, help you feel better, and be real with you.

Potato will reply 1-2 times a day. And if this is not enough, you can simply schedule an instant chat with potato. This means that you can receive instant support and instant relief.

Potato will listen to you, support you, and will never judge you. Once we have talked about your problems, we will focus on how to solve the problem, or at least how to change your thinking- so that the problem no longer becomes a problem to you. 

Potato have a masters degree in guidance and counselling, but potato do not want to just give “traditional” therapy. Potato just wants to connect with you, be real, and be objective about how to feel better and maintain that happiness. Most importantly, potato will say things that you need to hear. Not just to help you feel better, but to be encouraged to get back out there and fight life, live life!

It will feel like potato is walking this journey with you for a little while. But potato will want to let you go… Potato wants to equip you with skills so that your happiness is independent. 

Potato only accepts 5 humans a week. This is because potato wants to be able to focus on you, to understand what you are going through, and also to invest time in you.

You can do it! Happiness made simple. Start by chatting to a potato. 

This is a free service. You may message or chat with others who have similar life problems. Visit our version 1 website: http://chattoapotato.com. Sign up and join 33,800+ other users on this free instant chat public platform.

If you would like to chat with the public, go ahead! Please be kind to one another over there 🖤

Please note that potato is not active over there, as potato is here on this version 2 website actively helping people. 

Potato is in her mid-late 20s. She has a masters degree in guidance and counselling, awarded on November 2014. She also has over 4 years of experience helping people online.

Over the past 4 years of Potato’s existence, clients have kept in touch and many often share the positive progress they have made in their mental wellness journey!

There are 2 options of communication with potato: messaging and instant chats.

In the paid version (Chat To A Potato- one week guidance), you will be able to send long messages to potato. You will also receive proper long message replies. If you need more, simply schedule an instant chat with potato for instant replies and instant relief.

There are 2 options available:

1- Chat To A Potato (one week guidance) = $18.99 $9.99 for one week. Now promoting a SPECIAL LAUNCH OFFER. Offer ends 30 December 2019.

2- Chat to other humans = Free.

Yes. Potato have a masters degree in guidance and counselling that was awarded in November 2014. Potato also has over 4 years of experience helping people online. 

Potato is not just about that “traditional” therapy. Potato just wants to connect with you, be real, and be objective about how to feel better and maintain that happiness.

Potato will use existential psychotherapy and cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT) during our sessions. Sessions will also include life coaching. Through years of experience, potato have realised that life coaching is an essential part of therapy for millennials. 

Potato will listen to you, support you, and never. judge. you. 

In the paid version (Chat To A Potato- one week guidance), you can set aside time to vent and write out long messages. Potato will send back long replies and we can discuss in-depth about your problems. 

Instant chat is only available in the paid version (Chat To A Potato- one week guidance). On top of being able to send potato long messages, you can simply schedule a time with potato to have instant chats. Instant chatting allows for instant responses and instant relief!

Everything in life can be fixed. Your problems are not permanent.