Chat To A Potato (one week guidance)

(5 customer reviews)

$39.99 $24.00

Special Launch Offer!

If you purchase this one week guidance, here’s what you will get:

  • Five days of unlimited messaging
  • Daily replies
  • Instant chat session (to be scheduled)
  • Discussion of your problems in-depth
  • Customised guidance for your heart and mind
  • Learn coping skills and ways to manage your mindset
  • Advice and proposed solutions
  • Support, encouragement and unconditional love
  • Healthy lifestyle tips and other ways to manage your own happiness

Availability: 2 in stock


Chat To A Potato- Happiness Made Simple.

Hi, I am a potato. I have a masters degree in guidance and counselling and over 4 years of experience helping people online. Are you stuck in life? Feel like nobody understands you? Are you depressed and constantly unhappy? And maybe that feeling of loneliness is so strong that you find it too painful to even try… If you just want to feel happier right now, you need to Chat To A Potato.

Potato offers support and guidance for: anxiety, depression, insecurities, gender identity, low self-esteem, career, break-ups, relationships, family, lack of confidence, body image, self-empowerment, coming out, or any other challenges in life.

Mini intro

Chat To A Potato started in 2015. Potato have a masters degree in guidance and counselling, awarded in November 2014. Potato have over 4 years of experience helping people online. We have over 10K followers on Facebook (you can check) and we are a verified page. We also have a platform with over 27,000+ users here (you can check).

Potato is good at helping people, and if you purchase this one week guidance, you will be a happier person by the end of it. Potato is not about “traditional” therapy, but about just connecting with you as person, and being real with you. Potato can be supportive, inspirational, encouraging, comforting, and can also give you tough love if you need it to be more responsible in building your happy life.

What you will get

By purchasing this one week guidance, you get dedicated one-on-one time with potato for a week (5 days). The modes of communication are: messaging and instant chatting.

During this guidance period, you can set aside time to write out long messages to potato. Vent it all out, ask questions, pour out your heart… Potato will read and reply daily (it will be long message replies), at least 1-2 times a day. If this is not enough, you can simply schedule an instant chat session with potato.

Apart from deep discussions and in-depth analyses of your problems, potato aims to equip you with the necessary skills in order to help you maintain your own happiness when the one week guidance period is over.

I will read your problems, discuss it with you, then ask questions to help figure out your real feelings. If your problems in life are too difficult, let potato walk with you. There is nothing we cannot solve together. My goal is to be able to ‘release’ you back into the world as a happy human!

You can be assured that once I accept you as my potato baby, I will always make sure I am there for you. You will not feel alone, and you will always get replies from me.

Money back guarantee

Potato is sincere towards you. And to prove that I am confident in myself to help you, potato is offering a money-back guarantee. I don’t want you to be unhappy! So if you have purchased this and went through the one week guidance but you are not satisfied, just let potato know. No worries! 


Potato only accepts 5 humans a week, as the focus is on understanding you and helping you. By limiting the number of humans, potato can invest more time in you and give you more replies. If we are ‘sold out’ this week, potato apologise, but want you to know that you can join our waiting list by contacting us. Just tell potato that you are waiting and would like to be notified when there is a free slot for you.

This is Happiness Made Simple ヾ(^∇^) Start by chatting to a potato!

5 reviews for Chat To A Potato (one week guidance)

  1. Jamie (verified owner)

    I have been struggling with exam stress and anxiety after starting university this year. Getting a counselling appointment has been so difficult so i looked online and found potato. I found the help so sincere and potato was so accommodative for my schedule making it easy to connect. It looked like a new site when i was first searching for help but thought i would give it a go. I am glad i gave it a go and i am coping better than before 🙂 thank you!!!

    • Chat2apotato (store manager)

      Hi, thank you for your purchase and kind review. Good luck with uni and all your exams.. Just do your best! And thank you for giving potato a go and placing your trust in me.

  2. Anonymous (verified owner)

    found this potato online and happy to have gotten such amazing help. Thank you, for all that you do <3
    totally will suggest you when i know my friends or someone who is sad or depressed.

    • Chat2apotato (store manager)

      Hi, thank you for your purchase and kind review! Potato hope that you are feeling better. I’ll always be here for you.

  3. T (verified owner)

    Thank you will repeat!

    • Chat2apotato (store manager)

      Hi T, im really glad our chats helped. Thank you very much for your kind review!

  4. Gemma (verified owner)

    Good for the price 👍 Potato reply quite fast which I was surprised. maybe a little too short just for 5 days of therapy, may buy again next time.

    • Chat2apotato (store manager)

      Hi, thank you for your kind review! If there is anything urgent and unresolved (even though we have passed the 5 day mark), i’m always happy to chat more with you. Take care.

  5. Anonymous (verified owner)


    • Chat2apotato (store manager)

      Hi, thank you for your purchase and kind review. Potato is always here for you.

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